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Welcome to Golf Is A Funny Game's world famous collection of Tiger Woods Jokes and Humor.
Whether you're a professional golfer, a weekend hack, a golf fan or just someone who likes a little celebrity scandal (you know who you are), we've got plenty
of funny Tiger Woods jokes and humorous commentary on the Tiger Woods scandal you're sure to enjoy. We've scoured the internet to find some of the
funniest Tiger jokes, added in a few jokes and poorly photoshopped images of our own creation, to bring you the best collection of tasteless Tiger Woods
jokes you'll find anywhere. So without further ado, let's jump right into the collection of outrageously Tiger Woods jokes.

Tiger Woods Cheating on Wife, Tiger Woods Infidelity

Tiger Woods Cheats on Wife, Humorous Jokes about the Tiger Woods scandal

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Tiger Woods Jokes | Humorous Stuff Inspired by Tiger's Infidelity and Scandal

Side Note: We, at Golf Is A Funny Game, consider ourselves to be big Tiger Woods fans. But even we can't pass up the
opportunity to poke a little fun at the world's greatest golfer after his man-whoring tendencies were brought to the public's
attention. So while his dominance of the game of golf has never been in question, his character and decision-making abilities off
the golf course have certainly seen better days. Enjoy!

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Some of the best Tiger Woods scandal jokes we've seen so far:

-When the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him with the golf club, she replied...
"I can't remember, just put me down for a 5."

-What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 350 yards without hitting any trees.

-What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

-Did you hear about Tiger crashing into a fire hydrant and a tree?
I guess he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

-Did you know that Tiger doesn't like to refer to his other women as "mistresses"?
He prefers to call them "provisionals."

-Did you hear that Calloway is coming out with a new set of irons called "Elins"?
They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.

-What’s the difference between a wedge and an Escalade?
Tiger can back up a wedge.

-Have you seen Nike's new commercial featuring Tiger Woods?
They changed the slogan to "Just Do Me."

-Why was Steve Williams (Tiger's Bagman) so upset?
He heard that Tiger was getting a new Caddie.

-What's Tiger's most memorable drive?
The one out of his driveway.

-News reports are claiming that the whole mess may in fact be Elin's fault...
She wouldn't let Tiger play the back nine (stick it in her pooper.)

-What's the difference between Super Dave and Tiger Woods?
One spends his time working on a cunning array of stunts while the other...

-After sex with Tiger, most of his mistresses got the "Golf Clap."

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Some of Tiger's Favorite Excuses For Leaving the House to Visit His Mistresses:

-"Hey honey, I'm going to hit the range!" (to get me some strange...)

-"Big Daddy John Daly just called...I'm gonna go meet him at Hooters for
some free wings! Don't wait up for me..."

-"Hey Elin, I'm heading over to the practice green to work on my looooong putz."

-"I'm going to run down to the grocery store to pick up a few things...I'll be back in 3-4 hours."

-"Vijay just texted me...he wants to practice together...and you know how that guy
loves to practice for hours on end..."

-"I'm going to get my shaft re-drivered....eh, I mean my driver re-shafted...be back later..."

-"Heading over to the Tiger Woods Foundation to change the lives
of some lucky young girls..."

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Tiger Woods: More African American or Asian?
Everyone knows Tiger's a "halfer" (Mom=Asian descent, Dad=African descent), and there have been numerous questions as to
which half he associates most strongly with. We've collected a small sampling of traits and characteristics which may help us put
the debate to rest once and for all...

Well, I don't you about you, but we don't seem to be any closer to answering the question...

Alright, that's enough fun at Tiger's expense for now...

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