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| Welcome to Golf Is A Funny Game's world famous collection of Golf Practice Quotes and General Golf Wisdom. Whether you're a professional golfer or just a beginner, we've got plenty of quotes and wisdom about the importance of practicing that you're sure to appreciate. Nobody (not Jack, not Arnie, not Tiger) was born a great golfer. Believe it or not, it takes years and years of hard work just to become good at the game of golf, let alone great. These quote and bits of wisdom reflect a simple truth: If you wanna be good at something (in this case, golf), you're going to have to put in the time and effort to get there. No shortcuts, no magic pills. May these little nuggets of inspiration light a fire under your ass to get back out there and keep at it, so that one day you just might be able to pass for...a respectable golfer. |
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| Golf Practice Quotes and General Golf Advice | Golf Wisdom "You can't go into a shop and buy a good game of golf." -Sam Snead "You’ve got just one problem...you stand too close to the ball after you hit it." -Some Wise Ass "The more I practice, the luckier I get." -Any Golfer Worth His Salt "What a shame to waste all those great shots on the practice range." -Unknown "Even God has to practice his putting." -Moses "A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure it stays in the same time zone." -Chi Chi Rodriguez "If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, you'd be a much better golfer by now." -My Dad "My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest cannot be mastered." -Lord Robertson "If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age." -What Every Teaching Pro in the World is Thinking "The meek may inherit the the earth, but they'll never reach the par 5 green in two." -Graham Allebaugh "A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course." -Dr Bob Rotella "There is no such thing as 'natural touch.' Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. -Lee Trevino "Forget your opponents; always play against par." -Sam Snead "Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot." -Sam Snead "Keeping the head still is golf's one universal, unarguable fundamental." -Jack Nicklaus "Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either." -Bobby Jones "The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two." -Bobby Jones "It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it." -Jack Nicklaus "Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you." -Cary Middlecoff "Practice puts brains in your muscles." -Sam Snead Return to the Golf Is A Funny Game Home Page to Check Out More Funny Golf Quotes and Jokes... |
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