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| Welcome to Golf Is A Funny Game's breaking news section. New Drug Makes You Bigger, Longer and Straighter...Off The Tee Golfers all around the world have been waiting for a breakthrough like this for years. Well, the day has finally arrived with the launch of RippitPhar 3.00% Topical Cream from our good friends at the 'Better Golf Through Scientific Research Institute.' Gone are the days of puny, pathetic drives and all the shame and ridicule that accompany them. Step up to the tee box with a renewed sense of confidence and purpose with RippitPhar. Disclaimer: These claims have not been evaluated by the FDA. Always consult your physician before beginning any new form of treatment. A New Drug To Make You Bigger, Longer and Straighter...Off The Tee |
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| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Indication: For the treatment of moderate to severe vaginitis (short, pathetic drives off the tee) ================================================ Directions: Apply the cream liberally to your favorite member (no, not country club member...rub it all over your junk) and proceed to the first tee box. ================================================ Warnings: You may be unaccustomed to playing from such advantageous positions deep down the fairway. Because of this, dizziness and nausea have been known to occur when first beginning treatment with RippitPhar. Other side effects that have been reported include: a renewed sense of worth and purpose in life, sudden-onset erections and a decreased propensity for domestic violence following your round. For best results, consume large amounts of alcohol shortly after taking RippitPhar. In rare cases, an intense burning sensation on your weiner has been known to occur. Consult your physician if visible flames begin to shoot from your urethra, and by all means, stay away from flammable objects. |
| Remember those old Levitra commercials about Bob, that creepy middle aged dude who was so happy about his renewed sex life that he had this huge perma-smile plastered across his face? Perhaps this will refresh your memory... If Bob cared half as much about his golf game as he does about pleasing the missus with his new super-penis, he'd add RippitPhar to his golf bag. Who says you can't have it all? Certainly not Bob. |
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