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| Welcome to Golf Is A Funny Game's world famous collection of Driver Quotes and Wisdom. Whether you're a professional golfer or just a beginner, we've got plenty of driver quotes and wisdom you're sure to appreciate. Sadly, most of us can't find the fairway no matter how wide and inviting it may be. Even the pro's have been known to let a few strokes get away thanks to errant tee shots. If you play golf, one way or another you've got to get the ball off the tee (and preferable closer to the hole) without getting yourself into too much trouble. Sure, you could just hit an iron out there and try to keep the ball in play, but that's pretty gay if you do it on every hole. Man up and give the driver a whack. Because fortune favors the bold...and nobody likes playing with a pussy. |
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| Golf Driver Quotes and Wisdom "I'm not saying my driver went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced." Lee Trevino "Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in the hole in one shot every time." -Happy Gilmore, after a hole in one on a par 4 "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." -Dean Martin "You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a two inch branch 90% of the time." -Some Golfer "Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt." -Jack Nicklaus, on why he tees his ball high. "The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil." -Author Unknown "Time to let the big dog eat." -Some douchebag, as he steps up to the tee box "His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays." -Ian Baker-Finch, on John Daly "A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game." -Socrates "The woods are full of long drivers." -Harvey Penick "What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive." -Arnold Palmer "Swing hard just in case you hit it." -Dan Marino Two golfers walk down the fairway towards their tee shots. Golfer 1 has hit the longer drive. Golfer 1: "I hear they're building a new Wal-Mart near here." Golfer 2: "Really, where at?" Golfer 1: "Somewhere between my ball and yours." Return to the Golf Is A Funny Game Home Page for More Funny Golf Quotes and Jokes... |
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